Thursday, May 25, 2017

How the Others Treat Themselves Sometimes

Me: *sniffles*

Myself: Stop it, stop it right now

 I: Whose panicking?

 Myself: She is, and she is worried about nothing.

 Me: What if something's wrong?

 I: Darling you can't keep worrying about something unless you know there is something to worry 
about.

Myself: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW SHE WAS TOLD--!

 I: Before or after you used the sledgehammer on her.

 Myself: It was while I was saying it.

 I: Now you've made things worse. Ugh!

 Me: I want my teddy bear, and to make a phone call.

 Myself:... Sorry...
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