Starting Monday With Good Intentions

Me: I feel good! Weeee! We got up early! We did it!

I: Did a much earlier morning walk too to get the blood going.

Me: Getting going on all our projects and doing well.

I: Studying our Japanese. Studying for school. Writing hobbies. Reading goals getting accomplished. Upkeeping the suite.

Me: We are on a roll!!!

I: Yeah us!!!

Myself: (slurps tea). Can't wait for tomorrow where this won't happen again... or at least it will take another month for us to do it again. Thinking we are going to be doing it everyday, and then fall back again. 

Me/I: (glare)

Myself: Bet ya guys $20 that is exactly what will happen.

Me/I: (yelling) YOU'RE ON!!!!

Myself: Gonna be an easy $20.  Peeps always start off with good intentions on a Monday. Mwah haha!

Deciding or Fighting for Who Is In Charge?

Some days....

I: I am worried about you being in charge this long... I think we need to swap.

Myself: Me already doesn't want the job!

Me: MMMM! Potato wedges and jumping on the bed!!!!! Weee!!!!

I: What??? No! What made you think I meant her?

Myself: It was an assumption... Anyway, what are you complaining about?

I: Anger levels. Scary ambitions. List of conquering fears. Touching things you shouldn't be touching.

Myself: Ohhhhh thaaaaat!

I: Crossing lines...

Myself: I haven't near crossed enough lines or said enough of what I have wanted to say, dahling  ;)

Me: *climbs on I's back* *whispers* Nothing to fear but fear itself.

I: *glares*

Me: Awww! She's cute when she's mad.

Myself: Right? Haha!

Don't Leave Electronics Around...

Me: Oh look she left it on (taps the computer screen) do you think anyone can see us?

Myself: (scoffs) NO weirdo! Not unless you use the camera!

Me: Oooo! Where's the camera?

Myself: Not telling you if you don't know.

Me: Do you think anyone is reading this?

Myself: Not likely! Who would want to read about us anyway?

Me: Me!

Myself: Oh no, of course you would.

Me: "Dear Diary, what a hot day outside..."

Myself: Weirdo! It's not like a journal. Why are you touching that? What's wrong with you? She's gonna kill us, and blame Myself.

Me: "... in the hotness of summer, praying for true love, good food, time with friends, ice cold baths..."

Myself: Please stop! Can't stand the thought of you reading it out loud let alone writing crap.

(Later)

I: What the...?

Dishes Showdown... Kind Of

Me: What is she doing?

Myself: Nuh uh! Don't say anything!

Me: But ....

Myself: It's the dishes, Myself will do the talking.

I: (glaring at the dishes)

Myself: How's it going partner?

I: (continues glaring at the dishes) Quiet! I am winning!

Myself: Hmmm! They don't get any cleaner like that.

I: Shush! It's the principle that counts in this fight! I will win.

Myself: Sure you will.

I: What did you say?

Myself: Nothing! Good luck with all that!

Me: It doesn't make sense.  How will they get cleaned and put away with her just standing there doing that?

Myself: A mystery for the ages perhaps.

Conquer the Day

Me: Happy Friday!

I: Oooo rah! Time to get things done. Back to work. Back to the grind of life. Vacation is done, school starts in a couple of months. Time to DO THIS!!!

Me: YEA!!! WE'RE GONNA ROCK THIS!!

Myself: Oh look, 22 things to get done on the list this week and we did like 2 of them. Yeah, yeah, good job. We suck! This is the suckiest week for "accomplishing" anything.... just saying.

Me: We must ignore her.  We will do this.

I: Including getting the last 20 things done.

Myself: Ooo look and the weather will be 30+ degrees the next few days. Huh! Heat not our friend, but yeah, go conquer the day you two.

Me: WAAAAAH! Why is she ruining our thunder.

Myself: What she (points at Myself) is here for. Mwah haha! Okay, feeling better now.

I: Is this because we got up at 5:30 a.m.?

Myself: Oh look, you idiots do catch on.. eventually!