Friday, July 7, 2017

Conquer the Day

Me: Happy Friday!

 I: Oooo rah! Time to get things done. Back to work. Back to the grind of life. Vacation is done, school starts in a couple of months. Time to DO THIS!!!

 Me: YEA!!! WE'RE GONNA ROCK THIS!!

 Myself: Oh look, 22 things to get done on the list this week and we did like 2 of them. Yeah, yeah, good job. We suck! This is the suckiest week for "accomplishing" anything.... just saying.

 Me: We must ignore her.  We will do this.

 I: Including getting the last 20 things done.

 Myself: Ooo look and the weather will be 30+ degrees the next few days. Huh! Heat not our friend, but yeah, go conquer the day you two.

 Me: WAAAAAH! Why is she ruining our thunder.

 Myself: What she (points at Myself) is here for. Mwah haha! Okay, feeling better now.

 I: Is this because we got up at 5:30 a.m.?

 Myself: Oh look, you idiots do catch on.. eventually!
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