There has been many times in my life where it feels like things around me occur that physics cannot explain. Even my friends have been near me in situations where they were like, "what just happened?" I wish I could say it was to my advantage, but hardly. The big one that happened was about a year ago, when I started running water for cleaning dishes. There were a mere few large dishes in there that needed a decent soak so I put in a drop of dish soap and started the water, then I tidied a few other things while I had my headphones in, filling my ears with music, and my body began to dance while I worked. It takes at least two minutes to fill the semi-largish sink, and suddenly after about less than a minute I realized water was flooding my kitchen. One pot for some reason had flipped itself on a peculiar angle right under the flow of the tap water and made a beautiful, perfectly aimed arch onto the floor. No time to record or take photos of what was to me a very interesting phenomenon. Instead, this happened:
Me: FLOOD! FLOOD! FLOOOOOOD!!! WAAAAH!
I: WHAT THE H---!!!!????
Me: WATCH OUT FOR THE SNAPPLE BOTTLE!!! (bumped glass bottle that does a little flip)
I: *catches it*
Me: Towels!!!!!
Myself: F***!!!! F***!!! F******K!!!
I: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!
Me: I can't help it!!! I'm PANICKING!!!
Myself: SHUT UP!!!
Me: WAAAAAH!!!
I: STOP IT!!! Ok. No more water issue. Nothing broke. And WE are still alive... Sigh!
Me: Sorry, we got distracted.
Myself: We forgot and got dancing...
I: Forgiven. And its fine. It could've been worse.
Me: *whispers* What if things get worse?
Myself: Now she's done it, something really bad is going to happen.
I: Or maybe its a sign that we will be luckier.
Myself: Do you really believe that?
I: No, but don't tell her that.
Me: Hurray we'll be luckier!!!
Myself:... You are such a liar
I: Yup!
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