Myself: Oh look! She's blushing.
I: No! No I am not!
Me: Oh my gosh she is so cute when she blushes. She hasn't blushed like that in a long time. Adorable!!! EEEE!
I: Both of you quiet!
Myself: Now, now! It is not a full on blush. Just enough to make you rosy and glowy! Sexay!
I: I am not sexy!
Myself: Work it sistah!
I: Shut up! I am not, and it means nothing.
Me: Awww! She's helpless like a kitten when she's embarassed. You could poke her right now and she'd giggle like a little girl!
Myself: Listen. We're not getting younger, so if a decently looking guy is checking you out, or staring at you from afar, or seems to slightly blush at times when you look back, please roll with it. It doesn't mean anything will come of it.
I: Sigh! Thank you! You're right.
Myself:.... However if it does lead to something you are sooo out of practice might I suggest..
I: GO AWAY BOTH OF YOU NOW!!
Myself: Sure! You like to tease the rest of the world, but when the guns turn on you it's a different story isn't it? MWAH HAHAHA!
I: *groans*
Me: This is true. We love you though. Let's hug.
I: Fine!
Me: You too.. OW!!
Myself: No touch!!! We've been over this, you're taking this relationship too far.
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