Myself: Ummm! How come we are getting texts and call responses, hours, even days later after we attempted to initiate contact? Then it's expected that we are supposed to answer right away... and if we don't do so promptly we are the jerks? HUH? Someone explain this before I smack someone hard.
Me: *sniffles* Ignored most times. We are the ones who try to maintain contact with everyone just to be turned away or only acknowledged in a crisis to save the day. Makes me sad.
I: It's okay! *hugs* Just do the same as they do. We need to stop fussing over others who do not make us a priority... and they can get all uppity about it as they please, we just return the ignorance act in kind.
Myself: Ignore this??? Royally miffed. Excuse moi for not being all zen about this! People need to ... ARGH!! So ticked! I require black tea, be allowed to shadow box, followed by a large hike, then great sex.
Me: *covers ears* We just woke up and she's talking about getting.... action?
I: Laid honey! Yes, she wishes to get laid at this hour! As well as many other demands are being listed which means our day is about to become more difficult if she is left at the helm.
Me: *whispers* How does she plan that with no man in our lives for ages and no potentials in sight? I am just curious
Myself: Are you saying we have no appeal? That it could not happen?
I: *raises an eyebrow* You think I am going to let you?
Myself: Shame! Wasting ourselves away! We have sex appeal. You just don't use it. Disgraceful
Me: Sex appeal?
I: I know. Don't know what she is talking about....
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